I love loi 101

ITHQ profits from monarchy

2012-01-14T22:00:00.000-05:00

The Institut de tourisme et d'hôtellerie du Québec has become very popular with its restaurant's "Menu royal" inspired by William and Kate's visit last summer.

At the time of their visit in "colonial" Quebec City the rather sad RRQ (Réseau de résistance du Québécois, not the Régie des rentes du Québec, the other RRQ) had plastered the city in very clever "William dégage" posters. This translates roughly to "William take off, eh".

But can he coach hockey?

2012-01-03T22:00:00.000-05:00

Montreal Canadiens general manager Pierre Gauthier says he's sorry for hiring a coach who cannot speak French. I thought as an interim manager, this was garnering way to much outrage, but it appears he's not so great at winning hockey games either.

The owners of the team are anglophones too. Should they sell the team to Pierre-Karl Péladeau or is he only interested when the taxpayer picks up the tab and he gets just the profits?

No comment...

2011-12-28T22:00:00.000-05:00

OK, just one comment: look at the giant pig!

Burgeois-je

2011-12-19T22:00:00.000-05:00

Who will get them first? L'Office de la langue française, or Apple's lawyers?

If the owner is pure-laine, it'll be Apple's lawyers 'cuz l'Office de la langue française doesn't interfere with pure-laines.

Zeller's was obliged to advertise "hambourgeois".

Purement pure-laine

2011-12-07T22:00:00.000-05:00

When I moved from Quebec City to Montreal, I was hoping to put small-minded insularity behind me. I was asking for too much.

On the website Emplois centre-ville I found this ad. The site emphasizes and encourages the use of French in its heading. Most of the ads demand "une connaissance fonctionnelle du français". Normal as downtown Montreal is the meeting place of all cultures in the city and the language of work is expected to be French. In this day and age we hardly expect to find "la grosse Anglaise unilingue de chez Eaton's". This ad from Les Services de placement Télé-Ressources, however, offers as an incentive "une équipe purement québécoise". I guess that means impure laines need not apply. Éclaircissant.

The little Froggy with the earing and the makeup...

2011-01-15T18:15:00.000-05:00

With very loose logic, Richard Martineau complains about the banning of the word "faggot" in the Dire Straits song Money for nothing. I must agree with him on one point: the use of the term Nègres blancs d'Amérique is offensive. It's not your experience to compare. It's the same as when the old racist dog Yves Michaud compared the Québécois to Jews. You don't know what you're talking about so just shut the fuck up! Of course Mr. Martineau is quick to repeat over and over again that an Anglo-Canadian hockey player ONCE used the term Fucking Frenchman (not even Frog) to an umpire during a hockey game. A fricking hockey game for God's sake. A hockey game played by idiot hockey players who are about as intelligent as the average Québécois journalist crybaby. Of course him and his lame idiot journalist friends mocked gay pride day once asking "Why not heterosexual pride day?" Why do we have Saint-Jean-Baptiste day? Can't they just celebrate Canada Day comme du monde normal?

G.I. Jean

2011-01-04T22:00:00.000-05:00

La Milice Patriotique Québécoise is a "force indépendante" which promises, among other things, to defend la langue du Québec. Against what? Francophones from other countries being able to understand them?

They've also discovered the cause of the April 4, 2008 fire at the Quebec City manège militaire: the federal government itself. For what reason? They don't say, but I'm sure it's clear to all séparatistes. Like the Nazis and the Reichstag or George Bush and 9/11, it can't be good.

La nouvelle chaîne de Quebecor = the next Maclean's

2010-10-01T22:10:00.001-04:00

With all the crying going on about Maclean's "anti-Quebec bias", how many Quebeckers realize that the new right wing Sun TV is being run by Pierre-Karl Péladeau? How long will it be before Sun TV offends the Québécois and they get all weepy-eyed blaming "English Canada"?

Maclean's and the Toronto Sun had the same journalists for years. Even the relatively useless Barbara Amiel and Allan Fotheringham polluted their pages. There was also the homophobic and witch-ugly Christie "blatch" Blatchford who has moved on to Globe and Mail, proving that all newspapers are the same and will not be getting my money to pay for bitches like Chrusty Blatchford to tell "fag" jokes like she did willingly for the vile Toronto Scum.

Maclean's rubs it in

2010-10-01T22:00:00.000-04:00

Oh yes they did!

One week after making Quebec cry by having an opinion, Maclean's ragazine has published a bilingual editorial. "For the benefit of our recently expanded francophone readership, we are running this week's editorial in both official languages." (This statement is not printed in both official languages, however.) So take that, stupid french people who can't read h'English but buy Maclean's ragazine quand même. As Pierre Péladeau once said « Je hais les Anglais, mais j’aime faire une piastre d’eux autres! » Maclean's : "Yeah, what he said!"

There has even been talk of boycott! Even punishing Transcontinental, the Quebec printer that prints the magazine! They also print the naughty "anti-Quebecois" Globe and Mail too, so it's about time.

Pissant politicians (not you, André Arthur)

2010-09-30T22:00:00.029-04:00

One week after their house-dividing, Canada-dividing vote on the gun registry, our nut-less, redneck-baby kissing politicians had no problem coming to an unanimous vote expressing their "extreme sadness" at Maclean's ragazine for having an opinion. The motion was put forward by the, get this, Bloc Québécois! They are actually celebrating that separatists have something to cry about.

At least Quebec City area MP André Arthur had the fortitude to walk out on this ridiculous motion. Ironique, n'est-ce pas?

More naughty sign language

2010-07-03T22:00:00.000-04:00

My local Proxim drugstore was the target of vandals who apparently don't agree with Quebec's sign laws. Even though the English on this sign is smaller than the French, some think it should just disappear, much like the Anglophones of Quebec City eventually did.

Les Thés David(s) Tea is une compagnie fière d'être québécoise. Obviously.

Mike is obviously Michel, otherwise the Office de la langue française would never allow this:

Quebec will destroy this country one way or another

2010-06-15T22:00:00.001-04:00

Quebecor Media Invests in New English Canadian TV News Channel.

Good for them. After the Sun newspaper chain, they need more English practice. And we definitely need more American-style everything in Canada. Despite all the bitching and moaning Quebec does about "the racist English" everytime a serious newspaper comes out with news about a hockey player saying "fucking Frenchman", I doubt that many of them have been paying attention to the more lowbrow Toronto Sun. If they had, I'm sure they would see lots of "fucking Frenchman" alerts.

Once Sun-TV starts spewing it's mini-me Fox News tripe, I'm sure more of them will take notice (they love TV). The first time one of the Neanderthals says "fucking Frenchman" the media will find itself fascinating and we'll have 24 hour coverage of the same old bitchage.

Of course, no one in the "fucking Frenchman" camp will notice that it's a "fucking Frenchman's" pet project.

April Fail's Day

2010-04-01T04:00:00.003-04:00

Branchez-vous.com put out a very funny poisson d'avril. The fact that it came out at midnight but was post dated 7H30 made me disappointed that they didn't try any harder than a Quebec "actor" tries "acting". Let's hope, at least, that no federal "culture" funds were doled out for this.

Of course the target of their humour is "redneck" Alberta and their politicians. How many Conservatives did Quebec send to Ottawa again? If anyone in Canada said such a thing about Quebec we'd have to listen to whining about "anti-Quebec, bla, bla, bla". But since it's in French, nobody from outside the gang will ever read it anyway.

Besides being mostly gibberish, they do the usual quoting of an "English" inserting (sic) after the French grammar errors they made up because we all know they never make any errors while they spew broken English all over us. That's apparently why we are under suspicion by the racist PQ for "breaking" your language, vous voyer:

Hey bitches, you ain't Irish

2010-03-20T22:00:00.004-04:00

After ~85 years of absence (84 years according to one incompetent French tabloid, 86 or 87 years according to another) due to assimilation and ethnic cleansing, a Saint Patrick's Day Parade was held in Quebec City on March 20, 2010.

Too bad there weren't any horses in the parade because following it up was Christiane Gagnon and Agnès Maltais, if they had shovels, at least they could have made themselves useful. If you've missed it, Haggy and fellow racist PQ bitches Louise Beaudoin and Pauline Marois have taken advantage of the disappearance of the ADQ to steal their race baiting. These bitches have been pointing their fingers at the "evil and impure" Island of Montreal claiming that impure laines are breaking Quebec by not speaking French with your horrible accent. As someone who has stopped speaking French due to your constant racism, I would just like to say to them "Bite me, old cunts". If we turned back the clock 200 years, these hypocrite cunts would be pointing their fingers at Quebec City's still existent Irish community to condemn them as dangerous pure laine blood contaminators.

I guess nobody minded though as they are all as Irish as our deputies. They even had a Chinese dragon in the parade. "Irish for a day", racist frogs the rest of the time.

How may clowns does Quebec need?

2010-01-15T22:00:00.029-05:00

In the Québec Hebdo, they celebrate the start of a new diploma in "Arts du cirque" paid for by the taxpayer. Yay, more clowns!

It's not enough that's there is already "l'École nationale de cirque à Montréal", our matriarchal society must publicly fund rude French mimes. I know there's the Cirque du Soleil which "they" "invented", but most their employees are impure laines who train in English. I guess they can always become politicians.

Happy 100ième Josée

2010-01-14T22:00:00.028-05:00

This week in the Voir, Josée Legault celebrates her brilliant career as chroniqueuse, sage, objet d'attention des Anglais, femme de l'année and philosophe. She also mentions something about that rag Le Devoir celebrating its 100th birthday, but that's obviously just an excuse. The rag wouldn't even exist anymore if the Parti Québécois hadn't bailed it out in the 90's with my tax dollars.

She's worked her way up to rubbing her fat head full of hot air with other hot-aired fat heads. She even makes her money in English now, doncha know? So congrats Josée, it's been a wonderful life.

Ô mon Dieu / Oh my God!

2009-12-26T22:00:00.045-05:00

The very cleverly named "Ligue québécoise contre la francophobie canadienne" (otherwise known as Gilles Rhéaume) is upset that the Montreal Catholic church wants free English lessons too. I'm not sure what the problem is this time, but as usual, it's the "nouveaux arrivants" who are to blame. Apparently the church is being too "accommodating" and "complices de l'anglicisation des immigrants".

With all francophones telling us to "speak white", what is the point of singling out the church and demanding that they denounce impure laines? You can't ask for directions to the church in French, order a hamburger in French after church or get hit by a car driven by a pure laine without them vomiting their broken English all over us. Gilles Rhéaume doesn't speak to impure laines in French; how do you think he learned the broken English he likes to show off at every occasion? He doesn't go to church either I'm sure. Now that he has had his free English lessons, who is he to deny the same side benefits to priests and nuns? Everyone loves a free English lesson!

In the meantime, the pure laines aren't going to support the church, are they?

Le vote ethnique (de tous les maux)

2009-12-11T22:00:00.164-05:00

Last month Josée Legault was raging about impure laines getting the vote and using it for "evil" instead of "good". How f*cking stupid do you think we are? The ADQ started the whole nouvo-xenophobia trend before Pauline Marois and the PQ stole it. Now both parties are asking for the course d'éthique et de culture religieuse to be changed to stop suggesting to impure laines that they have the right to exist in Quebec. Although Pauline Marois supported the creation of this course hoping it would indoctrinate the impures into real "Oui" voting Québécois speaking patois and hating impure laines. Apparently, it's not "Québécois" enough for her.

« Jamais nous ne cautionnerons un cours qui fait la promotion du multiculturalisme. Cela va à l'encontre de ce que l'on défend depuis des décennies » says Mme Marois in the article. The definition of multiculturalisme is coexistence de plusieurs cultures dans un même pays. How can you be against that without being a Nazi?

How do you ever dare to ask impure laines to kiss your asses while you are shitting in our faces? The Parti Québécois has been rallying around the "appel de la race" for a while now and it's truly offensive. They have been blaming everything on the Island of Montreal because it has a high impure laine population. There has always been an undercurrent of "you are trespassing on OUR land" in Quebec, but Pauline Marois is milking it for all it's worth. You're not allowed to dress as you choose. If teenage Québécoise girls had chosen to wear hijabs instead of tiny T-shirts with "Porn Star Slut" printed in glitter on the front, it would have been hailed as "distinct" Quebec fashion instead of a menace to pure laine survival and a threat to the French language.

When the next vote comes, the francophone newspapers will tellingly separate the francophone vote from the traitor vote to analyze it and Pauline Marois will point to it as proof that impure laines are a menace to the race (because they won't vote for her).

Even more revolting is this letter in the same newspaper titled "L'immigration à nos dépens". I guess the title says it all. Unfortunately it's author Réjean Labrie continued on... "Les immigrants sont là pour combler les manques, pas pour chiper les emplois de nos proches". How could ~~the rag~~ Le Soleil even print such crap? Soon another pure laine "journalist" will AGAIN bitch that "les têtes carrées" are racists for calling you racists (you so f*ckin are). Apparently impure laines are supposed to wait until all pure laines are hired before they get a job.

The letter's author is a fonctionnaire who is claiming that impure laines are "stealing our jobs". While the government makes a feeble attempt to correct the racist and blatant imbalance in the Quebec Public Service which hasn't hired ANY impure laines despite the fact that we have to pay taxes, Mr. Labrie bitches that it's hurting moral and causing suspicion (a bit like the reason the U.S.A. is still keeping gays out of the military). He pleads to Pauline Marois and the rest of the pure laine race "Faisons savoir à madame la ministre notre désaccord collectif. Elle semble se positionner du côté des immigrants pour les favoriser aux dépens de nos besoins". Yes, there are two sides to every disagreement in Quebec. The pure laine side and the side of the impure laines. The Minister is obviously a traitor, a vendu, a Jean Chrétien.

Of course, Mr. Labrie doesn't mention the non-Canadian Québécois who are stealing our jobs in the Public Service of Canada. You've declared yourselves a separate nation, what the fuck are you doing in OUR Public Service?

So if you're impure laine, don't bother looking for a job from these racists who are too stupid to understand their own language with an accent. Be like a frog in Vancouver and go directly on welfare, do not pass go.

Do as we say, not as we do

2009-12-07T22:53:00.000-05:00

When I saw the Greenpeace protesters banner on the parliament buildings on the Radio-Canada website, I thought, I'll bet there's a French banner and the s.o.b.s are too hypocrite to show it. I had to wait for the English news at 17H to see that, yes indeed, there was a French version.

This is typical of the language "crisis" in Quebec over the past 30 years. Do as we say, not as we do. They say you should learn French, but they'll only talk to you in broken English. We see Louise Beaudoin applauding new nazi strategies to get rid of the impure laines at the Parti Québécois convention, then she presents her giant head to the English news camera and explains in broken English why immigrants shouldn't be free to speak English.

The PQ's national newspaper, Le Devoir, is always self-righteous about Bill 101 and les maudits Anglais but they couldn't find a French photo either and it made the front page of their website today. Every time they phone me to sell me their redneck nationalist rag, they tell me to "speak white".

Pussy bleeds 4 U

2009-12-03T22:10:00.029-05:00

Justin Margolis doesn't seem to be a French name and writing in English while going to McGill doesn't seem to be to the best way to defend French, but Mr. Margolis seems to have a soft spot for French hypocrites. He defends the idea of forcing toddlers into a French immersion environment even while French people refuse us service in French.

He's also in favor of forcing Canadians who to go to Quebec universities to learn French to graduate even though they have absolutely no use for that language and French people won't speak to them in French. He says "You're in Quebec, and your education is subsidized. It's time you show Quebec taxpayers some respect." Fuck off, frog. There is my respect. You charge Canadians like foreigners when they come to Quebec schools while the Quebec freeloaders get full subsidies from other provincial universities and free English lessons to boot.

Pauline Marois and a football team

2009-12-03T16:50:00.003-05:00

It seems like only yesterday that the Bloc Québécois was boycotting a ceremony honoring the victims of the massacre at the École polytechnique. Their excuse was that the evil Conservatives were going to be there.

Today, Pauline Marois is putting out for a Canadian football team! Check the photo, she's even holding one of their balls! About the Alouettes victory in the Grey Cup, she says "vous avez réuni les Québécois". Did they boost support to separate from the Canadian Football League too?

Get a room... and some class

2009-12-02T22:10:00.001-05:00

Once again the Quebec media comes up with a non story that they use to say "we h'are de sexier".

The rag-like Journal de Québec has titled a story on the front page "Deux solitudes... même au lit", but as usual, there are qualifications such as "davantage que partout ailleurs au Canada, sauf dans les Maritimes". The paper version has even more boring details, but there are no great differences, except the first example: "Que feriez-vous, madame, si Roy Dupuis vous suivait à la salle de bain et vous disait qu'il a envie de vous?" More French people were ready to cheat on their spouses in a filthy public washroom than English people. Vive la différence! Hurray Frenchies, you really know how to live!

I learned French for this?

Actually, the "hot latin blood" they're always claiming exists in the south of France, not in the separatist, anti-monarchist north from which they where sent off on a leaky raft 400 years ago, never to be seen again.

Christiane Gagnon, champion of Canadian military heritage

2009-12-02T22:00:00.000-05:00

Christiane Gagnon, Bloc Québécois member for Quebec City, is once again whining about her precious manège militaire. She had a letter in the Journal de Québec on December 2 demanding that it be rebuilt and bitching that Ottawa doesn't care about "our" "national" capital. If you're a separate nation, then fuck ya, bitch, you should be on your own.

Pierre Falardeau used to fill the surrounding countryside with spittle spewing his vile about the Canadian military and the Conquest. It seems to me that the standard separatist line is not to respect the military.

So what is bitch's problem?

Va chier chez vous

2009-11-24T22:00:00.005-05:00

Tristan Dénommée has started a separatist club at the Univerity of Ottawa. He says it's a good thing because "because most anglophone Canadians don't understand the mentality of French separatist people". And we need to hate you more because...? People in Ontario can't even vote for the Bloc Québécois because they are a provincial party with no business in Ottawa.

If Quebec was separate from Canada, Canadians wouldn't be subsidizing this frog's education, he wouldn't be allowed to cross the border nor steal our places in our subsidized universities. The Quebec gouvernment, under the separatists, created a discriminatory policy of charging more for students from outside of Quebec treating them like foreigners while these traitors still enjoy being treated like Canadians when they leave Quebec, even though they do not call themselves Canadian. Anyone not born in Quebec, but living here even after several years must produce letters from landlords or husbands, bankbooks, employment records, etc. to get into school since this discriminatory and amateur law was created. It took 8 weeks for me to get clearance during which I was in school but not sure if I could stay.

I hope frog enjoys his free English lessons in Ottawa. My profs in francophone schools in Quebec wanted free English lessons from me even while they passed laws to force impure laine children to speak French between themselves at school even during the break. What a bunch of whiny hypocrites.

Happy New Year, Parti Québécois

2009-11-23T22:00:00.062-05:00

I picked this up at the neighbourhood grocery store in Quebec City.

The Parti Québécois held their annual conseil provincial in Montreal this weekend. On the menu... forcing other people to speak French! Pauline Marois is taking up the banner: français, laïcité, égalité! But who's laïcité? From the Roman Catholic cross on the Provincial Assembly's wall, I guess it other people's laïcité that counts here.

Pauline Marois had the big idea to force toddlers to go to French kindergarten. At what age do pure laines have to start respecting Bill 101? I assume that the people involved in the above announcement are above kindergarten age. What age do I have to be before the Office de la langue française and other francophones are forced to give me service in French? The President of the PQ even gave a speech to say « Ça m'énerve » that he can't « acheter un bagel en français » in Montreal. Maybe he should stick to poutine. Which brings me to another question. Why can't I order a poutine without la bitch Française telling me to "speak white"?

Because you're all hypocrites and your language is not in danger, you're just pissed off that we exist.

Pro-choice

2009-11-19T22:00:00.000-05:00

Parti Quebecois wants to restrict access to English daycares.

Why don't they just force impure laines to have abortions?

Help! Where am I supposed "To go"?

2009-11-18T22:00:00.007-05:00

Damn! They forgot to finish translating this sign. I know I'm supposed "to go" somewhere, but where?

When did séparatists become a race?

2009-11-13T22:00:00.111-05:00

Richard Martineau whines that Englishes are racists (again). In a blog entry named "Pourquoi les Anglos préfèrent la mafia aux séparatistes" Monsieur Martineau uses the French "journalist's" friend le plagiat to fill out his word quota. Too chiche to provide a link to the original story, he does the copier coller only adding "Vous ne trouvez pas ça offensant, vous? Sinon carrément raciste?"

Racist? When did separatists become a race?

I'm just joking. I know that M. Martineau means that since all Québécois are separatists, an anglophone making jokes about separatists insults the entire pensée unique gang. Of course his (and all other Québécois) definition of Québécois includes all pure laine, vieille souche Francophones blancs. It doesn't include us racists impure laines just paying taxes.

Just who is this evil racist Québécois-offender? Rick Blue is half of Bowser and Blue, a Quebec comedy group. I've said it before and I'll say it again, maybe they shouldn't be allowed to read English. While Richard Martineau's colleagues continue to use the words "tête carrée" and "nègre" in their filthy racist newspapers, he's looking in English newspapers for "insults" to the "Québécois" from the non-Québécois of West Island. He can't understand the subtleties of anglo humour (but don't expect him to speak to anglos in French, he's too good for that) and he has no clue who this "Blue" person is.

I've heard French journalists moaning that Prime Minister Harper wouldn't know who Jean-Marc Parent is (lucky him). Should he? I think not. However, if you are going to accuse someone of racism (rather than writing your own article) and you claim to be a "journalist", you could at least find out who our cultural icons are before accusing them of racism. The "Québécois" refuse to answer us in French because they "know" us so well. You know shit!

Update Nov. 29 : Amusing reaction from Rick Blue

"You'd better speak French"

2009-11-09T22:00:00.113-05:00

In the Journal de Québec, Joseph Facal says "on est cuits" and of course, it's the fault of us naughty impure laines again. If only there was a way to make us speak French like you with your sophisticated accent without actually having to speak to us in French. It's a decision between free English lessons or the survival of Quebec. People like Mr. Fecal, of course, always choose the free English lessons "pour être gentils et «ouverts», ou parce que c'est plus rapide pour se faire comprendre... chez eux". At least that's the excuse they always use. But then they all think like Mr. Feces; although the majority of non-francophones say they are bilingual, Mr. Facal has decided "Je soupçonne toutefois qu'ils parlent français comme les francophones parlent anglais. C'est-à-dire, mal." But not himself of course, he is excellent in English, just ask him. Don't ask him about the impure laines however, apparently he's never talked to any (not in French anyway), he only has "soupcons" about them.

So the moral here is that naughty immigrants want to learn English just like French people do. In order to force the immigrants to speak French, you'll have to sacrifice your free English lessons in preparation to "voler nos job" in Calgary or to collect welfare in Vancouver. But not Mr. Fecal of course, he's too important; he'll continue to speak English as much as he wants. He used to be a Ministre don'cha know? Oh, and Josée Legault, she needs to speak English too. And Louise Harel. And Pauline Marois. But no immigrants. Definitely no immigrants allowed to speak English.

Then Mr. Feces zeros in on the kill: "Nommez-moi cependant une autre société dans le monde où il revient à chaque individu de porter sur ses épaules le destin de tout son peuple, parce que ses dirigeants refusent de le faire." Umm, all of them? Are you trying to shirk individual responsibility for free English lessons? Every society is a reflection of it's citizens, that's why in Quebec, impure laines don't speak French. You tell us not to! Constantly! You already have Bill 101, what else do you want the "dirigeants" to do? If you tell us to "speak white" we will. Bitching that the government isn't doing anything is where the ethnic cleansing part of Bill 101 comes in. Crack down on the impure laines and let the pure laines continue to use us for free English lessons and act retarded if you speak to them in French with your "funny" accent.

In the same rag, Richard Martineau says you're all losers for not saying "Non, tu ne peux pas agir comme ça, ici, chez nous." Guess who he's talking about. Let's see, the opposite of "chez nous" is...

While in the Voir last Thursday, Josée Legault is the latest outraged pure laine to discover that they've given the vote to impure laines. She says "il est temps qu'on s'en parle. Calmement et dans le respect. Mais qu'on s'en parle..." But she'll speak to us in her beautiful broken English, of course; like Joseph Facal, she's too good to speak French to "them". Bitch has her own column in The Gazette! How much more respect do you want? How much more do you want to parler at us?

Buy a dictionary!

2009-11-04T22:10:00.008-05:00

I guess "they" ARE recruting!

Anarchist my ass! Get a dictionary or at least use the internet, it even comes in French.

Another case of bus rage

2009-11-04T22:00:00.014-05:00

I saw on the CBC Montreal news that there was another incident of "bus rage".

A teenage girl asked the bus driver for help in English so he stopped talking to her and forced her out of the bus in east Montreal. She had no idea where she was.

Yet, if you demand service in French from their nazi police officers, they will pepper spray you AFTER they handcuff you. Ridiculous. I wish they could choose just one form of stupidity.

Double standard

2009-11-01T22:00:00.000-05:00

Seen in Calgary:

Despite bitching and playing the race card to get the Quebec government to step in and stop Rogers from buying Videotron because they were from a "foreign nation", Quebecor has no qualms about going to Calgary and setting up shop.

But then, despite bitching that Canadians are rednecks who want to force Frenchies to speak English and be their slave labour, Calgary is full of Quebecers "stealing our jobs" and using the English they learned for free by refusing service in French to non-Francophones in Quebec.

Vote Mr. Vieille Souche!

2009-10-23T22:00:00.021-04:00

Yee-haa! (That's some nice hat puttin-on yer doing there!)

But aren't you all descendants of "familles de souche"? Isn't that Quebec's main problem?

C'est pas cool, la loi 101

2009-10-17T22:00:00.000-04:00

C'est pas cool, to tell your children the French language is in danger and it's the fault of "les sales importés" then teach them to say "cool" and "speak English" and "you don't speak French".

Régis Labeaume, candidat séparatriste

2009-10-16T20:57:00.002-04:00

Coming soon, a renewed enraged separatist for mayor of Quebec.

Mayor Labeaume is counting again on the federal government to rain money down on him. His new NHL sized arena demands that the province and country (Canada) pay $350 million while the city scrapes together $50 million. Aren't these things usually split 3 ways with public money with or without additional private funding? After much bitching about "what Montreal got", the convention centre was built with a 1/3 share from Canada. You can tell when Canadian tourists are in town and paying to use the convention centre because it's the only time they will fly a Canadian flag there. The rest of the time it is replaced with the beloved and historic Quebec City Convention Centre flag.

Canadian tourists in town

No Canadians paying today

If you compare the Calgary winter olympic bid process against that of the Quebec City bid a few years later, you see that in Quebec, they always demand more largess from the federal government, supposedly because they are poor (but still paying for the rest of Canada according to the rumour).

Then, of course, there's the $1 billion+ Montreal to Quebec City TVG he expects Canada to pay for.

When the answer "no" arrives, expect him to huff and puff and blow the house down.

Hérouxvillois alert!

2009-10-15T22:00:00.002-04:00

Un voile officiel pour l'école

This will get the Party Québécois and the rest of the Hérouxville gang going! (Just check out the "votre opinion" page.)

They should try putting the PQ logo on the scarf to show how pure laine loving they are. Maybe then they can be accepted into Quebec society.

Selfish swine

2009-10-15T22:00:00.000-04:00

One in four Quebecers would go to work with H1N1 flu.

Shades of Duplessis

2009-10-14T22:10:00.003-04:00

Un chèque en bleu.

Les 'osties de jaunes

2009-10-14T22:00:00.001-04:00

First it was yellow margarine. Now the Englishes want to poison the Quebec nation with more toxic food.

Actually, the only reason the governments are finally pushing free trade in food among the provinces has to do with your economic health. In order to get exempted from the "Buy America" policy, the "Canadian" governments are forced to do it so we can get more American jobs.

It seems to me the least one can expect from a country is national food standards. But of course Quebec doesn't want to belong to that country. But they do want American money.

Pay up time

2009-10-13T22:10:00.027-04:00

Today on the CBC news, a reporter interviewed Montreal mayoral candidate Louise Harel about her language skills. She said that when she gets a chance she asks to practice her English. "I don't have much chance to practice. I ask people to speak to me in English cause usually I 'ave to pay for dat!"

At least she gets points for her economic skills. Most French people will tell you they are ignoring Bill 101 for your own good because "you no speak Fwench" and you should be grateful to them.

Now pay up or shut up!

Americans will be outraged

2009-10-13T22:00:00.019-04:00

The Rick Mercer Report had a segment this evening with a reenactment of the War of 1812 from Fanshawe Pioneer Village in London, Ontario.

I wonder if the losers (Americans in this case) will start crying about humiliation and threaten to separate from North America if the event isn't cancelled.

You're welcome Mr. Bodycare

2009-10-11T22:00:00.000-04:00

Quebec City Hall "comfort station"

Someone needs attention

2009-10-09T22:00:00.019-04:00

Jean Allaire dit que le Québec doit signer la Constitution!

Someone needs another 15 minutes of fame!

But wait, there's one tiny detail!

"Aujourd'hui, il ne conserve qu'une liste très réduite de revendications: la reconnaissance de la nation québécoise, une dispense des obligations du multiculturalisme fédéral, une promesse de laisser le Québec exercer ses prérogatives sans entraves d'Ottawa et surtout, l'octroi de tous les pouvoirs connexes liés à la langue française."

You mean he wants to separate Quebec from Canada and have Canada pay for it while keeping the Canadian citizenship? That's new.

A welcome fit for a prince

2009-10-08T22:00:00.007-04:00

Des groupes souverainistes préparent un «accueil» au prince Charles

I hope it's something clever and creative like our heroes usually come up with.

Pure haine

2009-10-03T22:00:00.002-04:00

Papa, je t'aime, Papa, je hais.

Pierre Falardeau brought children into a prison of his own making.

That's hilarious.

I suppose we'll have to subsidize this one too as he seems to be another "very original artist québécois".

You're welcome?

2009-10-02T22:00:00.011-04:00

Les chômeurs du Québec sauvés par le reste du Canada.

Then they bitch that the English are breeding too fast and Quebec is losing influence (because their women are frigid and won't breed anymore)!

Clair comme de l'eau de Pierre

2009-10-01T22:00:00.028-04:00

In today's Voir, in a section called, inexplicably, "Pierre Falardeau: un homme universal", Josée Legault recalls a conversation she had with Pierre Falardeau. "Ils donnent rien. Les gagnants donnent rien!" he told her.

You want us to give you what? A gift?

I've never considered that we could still be classified as winner and losers 250 years later, but I guess in your small village gaulois...

I guess I had it wrong earlier... Salut loser!

Dying language, dead brain

2009-09-30T22:00:00.085-04:00

Tonight on Les Francs-Tireurs, Richard Martineau spoke to Josée Legault about the "dreadful" state of the langue française. Please, she makes half her money writing in English for the Gazette. She's gonna bitch that someone else dares to use their own language where and when they want to? Try demanding service in French from a Francophone and they will tell you that they can use the English language when and how they want to. The loi 101 doesn't apply to them, deux poids, deux mesures and all that.

If you must go on about how French is going extinct and it's all the fault of the English, at least hire someone who isn't a complete vendue / hypocrite. The English language is only a danger when Anglophones and Allophones are using it. Of course if we spoke to them in French with our "funny" accents, they would tell us to stop "breaking my language". They don't want us to speak French but to disappear.

Josée says that the poor tormented pure laine who has just seen a unilingual sign and has to look at an impure laine shop clerk, doesn't want the added responsibility of being a délateur. Why not? Others already have, but if you try to repeat the act without being a pure laine, they will ignore you repeatedly. She says that "in certain neighborhoods" you see a lot of English signs. Voilà le vrai problème! It's not that the English language is taking up too much space, it's that the English themselves are taking up too much space. Josée accords them none except what she offers them every week in her "fabulous" column. Do as I say, not as I do.

On the following show, "Voir le TV show", Josée was again a Star, speaking about her dear friend Pierre Falardeau. She got all weepy recalling her favorite memory of him when they went to the Ritz-Carlton for tea and cucumber sandwiches! Oh how they giggled! Just like his work: cliched and obvious like a brain-dead 12 year old with a sledge hammer.

L'enterrement d'Elvis Falardeau

2009-09-27T15:51:00.003-04:00

"Voila enfin une bonne chose de faite!"

Thus begins Pierre Falardeau's height of class in his texte "L'enterrement du Bonhomme Carnaval" celebrating the death of Claude Ryan in the February 2004 issue of the séparatriste filth Le Québécois. Follow the link and replace the words Claude Ryan with Pierre Falardeau, use a bit of imagination and you get a fitting send off to the clown. He says it best: "Salut pourriture!"

Turns out he was a hypocrite too. If you read the fourth comment from the bottom:

"I'll remember him as the french speaking guy that lived up the hill from my english speaking grandmother, and remember the two of them trying to speak to each other in the opposite language, for all his Quebec nationalism, he tried to communicate to her in her language."

The writer is too generous here (Anglo mothers teach their kids to be polite... fesses serrées I know). He was just another greedy pure laine getting free English lessons while bitching about how much he hates the English. Don't let dem learn French, we're trying to get rid of dem. Gave him something to make crappy films about with the federaste dime. Vendu!

Planet Sex

2009-09-25T22:00:00.012-04:00

Because it would just be boring in French... as would be Mademoiselle Cannelle.

Who ya gonna call? (Not) Nazi frog pigs

2009-09-13T22:20:00.011-04:00

Your Nazi frog pigs have beat another impure laine juste pour rire.

If you're going to repeat "on n'est pas racistes, nous autres, les Québécois" you could at least do something about not being so openly racist.

The conquest - 250 years later

2009-09-13T22:10:00.014-04:00

Loi sur les langues officielles : pas de quoi fêter.

I thought it was défendu to fêter today.

Well, you've got nothing to bitch about either, but you will anyway.

The Talking Mill

2009-09-13T22:00:00.000-04:00

The Talking Mill? Actually, moulin à paroles translates to chatterbox or motor-mouth. These people certainly were; rattling off

Canada

’s (read English) ill treatment of francophones since time began as if by rote.

Le Moulin à paroles was the separatist answer to the cancellation of the “what were they thinking” re-enactment of the battle on the Plains of Abraham. Moulin à scab picking is more like it. They pretended it would be a non-partisan event. Then they demanded that the Canadian flag be removed from the Plains for the event (because it’s the flag of l’Autre). At least the “outsiders” found a way to get out of sitting in the middle of an indépendantiste circle jerk. They originally wanted to get one of the original terrorists to read his manifesto but since they didn’t have the money to buy him a return bus ticket to Montreal, he refused. Not that you would have known that by reading the French press. They fawned over the great “happening peace and love”. They actually said it that way in English too.

The first text I heard was a story about a court case that was done in both languages. Of course the crime here was that the English judge spoke French with a British accent. The rest of the day went downhill from there.

September 12, 18h08. Maybe 500 people.

Of course some lunatic has to be madly swinging around a huge pole (small penis, buddy?) with the separatist and terrorist flags on it. This is just so that everyone will feel super welcome at this “non-partisan event”.

September 13 08h00. 10 people under a light rain.

Listen to the speech. Do French people know how to have fun or what?! Yee-haa!

Walking down Grande-Allée I found this…

That’s funny! (You had to be there)

Luckily, the answer wasn’t long in coming. Around noon the cavalry arrived for “la reconquête”.

Why does this make me think of the Elvis Gratton funeral scene?

September 13, 13h15. ~1000 people.

This was the high point, 1000 bums on the lawn. That’s bums as in derrières not bums as in jobless, smelly, unwashed people. However this was a separatist gathering, so it works on all levels.

Here’s Pauline Marois looking Brian Mulrony-ish.

Pauline Marois spoke of doing the right thing and not waiting for a “conjuncture historique”. She almost sounded like she would hold a referendum. But she won’t.

Here’s the general atmosphere of the Moulin:

Fière résistance? If they were so fiers, you’d think that they wouldn’t bitch about it so much! If it wasn’t for us English, they wouldn’t have any resistance to be proud of. We gave them that resistance. You’re welcome, Monsieur et Madame Frenchie.

Some of the “non-partisan” crowd.

While Isabelle Cyr read a rather separatist sympathetic text of Jane Jacobs in English, one of these public amusers yelled “en français”. Good for you.

It seemed surreal to listen to an Amerindian rap with “Biz” about reciprocal love, fraternity and shared experience at an event created to stir separatist resentment against the “other”. As several speakers and commentators noted, some of the most enthusiastic applause came after Amerindian speakers. This was, of coarse, to give speakers and commentators something to talk about. Say something along the lines of “on n’est pas raciste, nous autres les Québécois, on a même applaudit les Amérindiens.” There was a tent city set up near the site. I believe it was a demonstration of Québec’s new subsidized housing for reserves. Low cost, surrounded by a fence and overlooked by a (former) prison.

Tepee Town / Village Tipi

At least somewhere along the line, someone, somewhere decided to commemorate the event with a memorial. They did likewise in Calgary, bringing an old statue out of storage. They took discretion to a new high on this one. I had no idea this event was happening even when I was yards away from it. They have no indication on it that it was placed on September 13, 2009, nor it’s significance. I noticed that someone had already taken “revenge” on the flowers.

For the 300th anniversary in 2059, maybe they could do a fund raiser to change the 6 out of 8 light-bulbs that are broken on the Wolfe-Montcalm obelisk on the Dufferin Terrace. Embarrassing!

This is the lit side... conspiracy?

Happy Conquest

2009-09-13T11:00:00.021-04:00

Happy conquest / Bonne conquête
1759-2009

250 years of communal bliss.

Here’s to the next 250, mes chéri(e)s!

Molson is québécois! Who knew?

2009-09-11T22:00:00.000-04:00

When the announcement came that the Molsons were getting back into the Canadiens business, I saw a “man in the street” commenting on CBC news. He even spoke French; I was almost impressed as most Francophones wouldn’t be caught dead speaking French to an English. He said the Molsons were “une famille québécoise”. Gee, how generous. I guess if you live here 230 years, employ hundreds of “their people” and have millions of dollars to give them a hockey team, they’ll let you into the family... as long as you don’t insist on speaking French with your “horrible” English accent.

The back of the bus is too good for you!

2009-09-04T22:00:00.008-04:00

A man was thrown off the bus because he didn't speak French. Yet if you demand that they give you service in French, they get all violent and aggressive because they want to practice their English so they can "steal our jobs" once they go to Canada (or "steal our welfare" in the case of Vancouver, the poor frog's Florida).

Louise Harel n’a pas d’amis

2009-07-29T22:00:00.003-04:00

Louise Harel, séparatriste and candidate for mayor of Montreal has a web site called “Friends of Louise Harel”. There is no “Amis de Louise Harel” only her “friends”. Since she is a reported racist and an assimilationist, good luck with that, Weezy!

The header on the web site does not even conform to Bill 101. “Pour un Montréal meilleur For a better Montreal” has French and English the same size and the same colour. Remember “La lionne et le morse”? Maybe you Frenchies remember it better as “The Lyon and the Wallrus” since your filthy, hypocrite and raciste French newspapers never once used the French name.

Do you remember the crisis of 2002 when Diane Lemieux complained that the stationary at Montreal City Hall was bilingual?

Do you remember this:

The Gazette October 19, 1999

Hypocrite twits.

Jeanny h’Ingleesh

2009-07-26T09:00:00.002-04:00

Forgetting my vow never to speak French again, I went to the Ashton Snatch Bar yesterday. After being told in the normal rude French way that I couldn’t order a poutine in French, I was sitting there listening to some blowhard puff away in broken h’Inglish. When he and his friends were leaving, he encouraged a table to “Sing wid h’us” and started speaking (rather than singing) a song title. The guys just looked at him like he was crazy.

It’s one thing to bitch about “les maudits Anglais” and how the French language is going to vanish any minute now. This is far from the first time I’ve seen wannabe h’Inglishes trying to be h’Inglish (I’m assuming that is supposed to impress somebody) and just looking like an “Uncle Jean”. You could at least acknowledge your responsibility in the situation, but I guess that wouldn’t feed the climate of crisis that the séparatristes are trying to create / keep as it serves their purposes.

Christ, it sucks to be vous.

Just between us English

2009-07-17T22:00:00.002-04:00

Since my latest pledge to never speak French and set myself up for humiliation by smug broken h’Ingleesh speakers again, they’ve hired someone who I’m sure is an Anglophone at the local Fuckin’ Donut. Despite my annoyance with Francos and their “you don’t look like an Anglophone” bullshit, she does have an Ontario apple pie look (and apple pie hips) and I’m sure she has an accent. She, of course, refuses to give me service in English. It’s a bit like Montreal, no matter what language you speak first, they won’t answer in that language! You’re either the imperialist English or the “funny h’Inglish trying to speak Fwench, stop it!”

This Fuckin’ Donut is in the same building as our Siamese twin deputes B.Q. Christianne Gagnon and P.Q. Agnès Maltais. Obviously they use the snooty Zone Café across the hall or they would have called the Office de la Langue Française on this woman already for speaking French (rather than Québécois, or should I say Quebecker) with an accent (which makes it not French according to you insulars who have never heard your language spoken by an outsider to your tribe).

Oh well, she probably has a doctorate but this is the only job she could get since she “don’t speak Fwench”.

Sacrée pollution

2009-07-16T22:00:00.014-04:00

These little bits of pollution have been accumulating daily since the Festival d’été began, courtesy of the Sacrilège bar and CKRL. Every car windshield, every parking meter, every lamp and sign post gets replastered daily. They of course find their way to the ground the instant they are found.

If there is a buck or two in “retombées économiques” for the city’s coffers, City Hall will look the other way.

Ideas for Mrs. Marois

2009-07-01T22:00:00.033-04:00

Pauline Marois has decided to officially adopt the long time unofficial “best bet for separation”; annoying English Canada till someone says something to make the little French babies all cry at the same time. That’s probably why she is so desperate to learn English.

Today a small group of “intellectuels québécois” showed the way in the “capitale provinciale” with their annual flag abuse ceremony. The Wolfe Monument has been fenced off for a couple of days already and I noticed they had removed a red “X” painted on the sign. Maybe Mrs. Marois could scratch her initials into the monument or blow it up and replace it with the “golden toilet” she had wanted in her office and send the bill to Ottawa. These people seem to want another flag war where the French burn 15 Canadian flags and then an Anglo burns one Quebec flag and suddenly it’s a big deal because the French can play minority victim (and smart Anglos don’t read French news or waste any time learning the French language so you’re practically like a secret society to us and you prefer it that way).

In Le Soleil they admit they stole the flags. So for any Anglo schools missing their flags, you know where to look. Calling the police will just waste more of our tax dollars and equalisation payments coming from other provinces on these ridiculous people. They also stole a banner from the “evil, fédéraste” 400^th anniversary of Quebec City and used it to make a “Québec Libre” banner (because they are so cheap). Unfortunately, they are so selfish that once the very original banner was dramatically unveiled, they promptly stood in front of it like oblivious French people.

In Le Journal the explanation is less “Wild West”: “Sheila Copps envoyait des drapeaux par la poste à tout le monde. Je l’ai sorti d’un tiroir et il est toujours dans son emballage d’origine», a-t-il partagé. «On le retourne à Ottawa et on est bien fier de ça.» ” Bien fier. He ordered the flag for free and now he’s sending it back because «’on en plein le casque de vos drapeaux!» Bien fier. I saw a clever boy run to the Canada Day welcome booth to grab a handful of cheap paper flags which he then threw violently into the “collection box”. Wow big boy, where do you find such odd shaped pants to accommodate your incredibly large testicles?

Shouldn’t the box say “Return to sender” for the usual shock value, i.e. “

Can

is the country of Englishes”? You missed one of your clichés; that was the high point of an otherwise boring spectacle for me.

Who are these counter protesters and why are they holding a Canadian flag? They were speaking hillbilly French so they can’t be Canadians. Wasn’t that the point of the whole foreign nation declaration that you won? Who do they think they are?

The high point for our “militants” came when a military truck drove by.

Far from being suicide bombers, they let a decrepit old man do their dirty work standing in front of the truck. Before they left this genius yelled at one of the security guards asking him, in effect, if he was paid to protect the enemy and “pensez-vous un peu à vos ancêtres?” You don’t have to be an impure laine to not be québécois, sometimes just doing your job will get you excommunicated. The guard wouldn’t even have had to work if genius and his friends hadn’t had their tacky annual Canada Day picnic. He then told the old man “dites aux fédérastes là-bas qu’on n’a pas peur d’eux autres, c’est qu’on est gentils et pas violents comme eux-autres!” No, it’s because the police are there and you obviously prefer stealing flags in the dark. It’s not generosity, it’s called democracy, you know, where no one is forced to learn a language that they will never be allowed to use. Mr. Welfare didn’t seem to be too anxious to call one of his own a traitre: “Alexandre, un militaire, a profité d’une journée de congé pour participer à l’événement. «Quand on est en civil, chacun a droit à son opinion politique. Je pense que le noyau du Québec est en train de disparaître et le monde ne s’en rend pas compte.» ”

Dailymotion - Pierre Falardeau fait le point sur sa vie

2009-06-26T22:00:00.003-04:00

Daily motion or bowel movement?

Pierre Falardeau fait le point sur sa vie
envoyé par JSX2006. - Regardez les dernières vidéos d'actu.

Wasn't that a party?

2009-06-25T10:00:00.005-04:00

Since "les Anglais" were officially uninvited to your little "all in the family" beer blast, I assume that no Anglophones were injured in the making of this accident.

O.M.G. You are so immature!

2009-06-24T05:40:00.005-04:00

"Par ailleurs, le tumulte généré par des avertisseurs sonores à air, des tambours et des cris de colère de la part d'une douzaine de protestataires au spectacle L'Autre St-Jean, mardi soir, à Montréal, n'a pas empêché deux groupes de musique anglophones de soulever la foule."

I met an Anglais today

2009-06-22T22:20:00.004-04:00

Here’s a follow up on the story yesterday about Gilles Rhéaume who is feting by suing every Anglo in sight.

Patrick Lagacé spoke to his very first “Anglais” today. After Happy Rhéaume’s little temper tantrum that the taxpayer will pay for in a nuisance case, M. Lagacé spoke to Josh Freed. Although Patrick’s lived his whole life in Quebec he needs someone to explain the “Apostrophe SS” joke to him (because he’s an Intellectuel québécois). But he’s feeling like a big boy because he did his nationalist duty: “Je précise que Freed a insisté pour m’expliquer tout ça en français, de A à Z.” Wow. Do you want a medal or a chest to pin it on? The first time I saw Patrick Lagacé was on Les Franc-tireurs where he was in Chinatown addressing everyone (the “Chinois” obviously) in broken English without even asking their permission first. “Oh excuse me while I use you for free content on my show, but I see you’re a foreigner who couldn’t possibly speak French even though you were born here, and if born after 1971, forced into the same French schools that rejected your parents for not being “Québécois”, so I will practice my English on you even though you are paying for Bill 101 and are probably offended to have your ears broken by someone you wouldn’t even acknowledge you if you spoke them in your oh so primitive (but proper) French.” But he was only there to tell them that Jan “chop suey” Wong was an ungrateful ex-Montreal spoiled English bitch and that they should all be grateful that the “Québécois” (i.e. les pure laines) allowed them to live on their private island despite their guilt by associated race. I guess they still need someone to run their beer dépanneurs in derelict neighbourhoods.

I heard the weariness in Josh’s words « En tout cas, je ne vais pas reprendre la métaphore des Apostrophes SS. Ça ne vaut pas la peine… » If you’re English, you’re never welcome to your own culture because the French are searching it for possible referendum inducing scandal. The French can do anything they want because Anglos will never withstand the assault of their culture; why would we? Just reading a French newspaper will insult you before too long as you will see. Apparently Lagacé took Josh’s words as a victory. Congratulations.

Josh was working at the Gazette when Patrick was just Papa’s little cheese incrusted squirt but that doesn’t stop him from telling Josh what to think (not one journalist to another; he waits till he hangs up the phone then he puts his insult into his column like a coward). « Le chroniqueur mentionne que la controverse de la semaine passée ne pousse pas les Anglos de l’ouest de la ville à sortir fêter la Fête nationale. Je vois où tu veux en venir, Josh. Mais je pense que les Anglos de Montréal se balancent bien de la Fête nationale, qu’importe qui chante dans quelle langue… » One journalist talks to another and he waits to hang up the phone before deciding that the other (Anglais) guy is a liar and / or doesn’t know his own thoughts and his own lifelong community?

Last time I heard anything that bitchily outrageous, it was that unsupportable windbag Denise Bombardier saying “C’est ça qu’ils pensent les Anglais” (I think she actually had a cul de poule surgically inserted or maybe she had just been sucking on one too long). I don’t need any manly woman frog thinking for me thanks, you emasculating bitch.

That is exactly why I stopped speaking / understanding French. What are you going to do with a-holes this arrogant?

Meneur de casse

2009-06-22T22:00:00.007-04:00

In a Devoir article that reads like a how-to manual, Gilles “Rhéaume dit craindre de la casse”. I think it should read “Rhéaume dit attendre de la casse” ou “Rhéaume dit promettre de la casse”.

He says that the “trouble-fête” (that sounds so fun, like a clown) have announced their presence on several web sites. I guess he knows the sites to visit to see this. I have seen no mention of violence, just rejection. They are probably his usual posting sites. He says it would be “imprudent” for him to be in the general facility of the park just in case someone decides to follow the logical conclusion of all this BS and say, accidentally cause a riot and or fire that would go down in history and make all future Patiotes proud and maybe they would even name a holiday after you. But he’s just saying…

He has very gentle and supportive words for Guy A. Lepage (the animator of a different show on a different day), kindly reminding him to be “prudent”. I guess he doesn’t want him to tumble off the stage in a furious giant Quebec flag waving moment. That is so nice. Gilles Rhéaume is like the smiling welcome wagon for Quebec’s unwanted foreign savages who somehow washed up on their fleur-de-lys blue shores like a fishy smelling oil slick with fresh sewage floating in it.

But the article on Canoë has one additional line: “It’s known that the animator has spoken in favour of the bilingual show”. That sounds awesome! Alright Guy A. Lepage, whoever you are! That’s really open-minded of you. But how did 40 minutes of “English” music in an 8 hour show make it bilingual (thus breaking and ruining it for everyone you greedy Anglos)? I heard claims that everyone was welcome EXCEPT Anglophones. Wasn’t it already bilingual or trilingual at least?

Then there is this image of a vendu in a Radio-Cadanas tee-shirt. Must be a fédéraste, I hope he’s not invited!

Yee haw! I almost feel like going just to see the waste laid waste.

Hey Duceppe, Martineau called you a séparatiste. Whatcha gonna do about it?

2009-06-22T22:00:00.004-04:00

In his column in the Journal de Québec / Montréal today, Richard Martineau referred to someone as a “séparatiste”. Why is it suddenly racist when an Anglophone says it?

Remember a few months ago when Stephen Harper referred to separatists? Gilles Duceppe and his band of clowns were crying “racisme”, “humiliation”, “anti-Québecisme”, “méchant Anglais”, “you don’t speak French”, etc., etc. Are they going to condemn Richard Martineau in the House of Commons too? Why not?

It was the same thing when they all cried in the House of Commons after a méchant hockey player (one of our Gods evidently) used the term “Frenchman” on a referee. Did they whine afterwards when Frenchmen journalists continued to use the terms “tête carrée” and “nègre blanc” in newspapers? No. Why not? Because they’ve decided for us that we are not Québécois. They tell us that and then bitch when we repeat it. Except on SJB day, when the politicians are feeling generous (drunk) and they say “on est tous Québécois”. So even though we have been officially uninvited to the party, don’t tell anyone you’re not Québécois or they may get violent (but they may also get violent if you say you ARE Québécois if you’re an “’estie d’importé” so try not to talk to them at all… another reason not to learn French).

The BQ / PQ are losers and that is why they are afraid of the word “separatist”, they cannot win with it. Sovereignty can be anything. There are sovereignists in every province (and they are usually a-holes) but to what degree, for hunting licences? The end result the BQ / PQ twins want is the separation of Quebec from Canada. Is it separation or souvereignity? What our dear séparatristes want is separation. Why not just say it?

Souverainiste is not even a word in real French. The Grand Robert & Collins bilingual electronic dictionary translates it as “Quebec separatist”. Which is exactly what Stephen Harper said. At the Office québécoise de la langue française, they don’t recognise the word souverainiste at all. So unless you have any better ideas…

Maybe they shouldn’t be allowed to read English

2009-06-21T22:00:00.006-04:00

Josh Freed, a journalist for the evil Montreal Gazette, wrote an amusing article (as always, that’s what he does) about the Saint John the Baptist-gate:

Politics ruin the party.

Seems some people don’t have « le coeur à la fête » :

Gilles Rhéaume dénonce The Gazette!

As you say in Québécois, «Relax jour h’ass, man! It’s just ze joke!»

Michael Jackson doesn't live here

2009-06-21T03:00:00.027-04:00

My window overlooks a busy street in Quebec. I was just watching the Quebec City police stop a car with 3 black men in it. I had my camera at the ready, but they wanted directions and everything was amicable. As they were about to leave, one officer yelled "Bonsoir Michael Jackson".

Brilliant.

Now, it may just be that by some miracle this French black man actually had "Michael Jackson" on his driver's licence. But we all know that's not true.

If you're gonna repeat "On n'est pas racistes, nous autres, les Québécois, là!" all the time, you gotta put some effort into it, because frankly, I'm not convinced.

Maître Martineau, Devil’s advocate

2009-06-19T22:00:00.015-04:00

Yesterday in the Journal de Québec / Montréal, Richard Martineau pretended to be a free thinker:

« L'inaction du gouvernement? Qu'en est-il de notre inaction à nous?

C'est quand la dernière fois que vous vous êtes indigné parce qu'un serveur refusait de vous parler dans votre langue, ou que vous avez contacté une entreprise pour vous plaindre de la mauvaise qualité des textes français imprimés sur les emballages de leurs produits? »

Today in Le Journal, we can see the actions of M^e Martineau and his employers.

A Toyota publicity with the inexplicable sentence “Été, LOOK, puissance”. (Yes it’s a publicity, not a scribble.) But as you say, “Money Talk” (sic). And as the founder of Quebecor World said, “Je hais les Anglais, mais j’aime faire une piastre d’eux-autres!” Since this ad was made in English by a pure laine, it’s even better!

How is it that when French newspaper peddlers phone me, they say “Speak english” and “you don’t read French” while trying to sell me their separatist wares (I’m pointing my finger at you, Le Devoir).

Did he say you can get a job in Montreal without speaking French? And it makes the French “indignant”? SIGN ME UP Scotty, I’m on my way! I mean Hell, if someone is going to be refused the right to speak French and it will end up being me anyway, I might as well turn the tables and let the French be insulted instead of me for a change. Then I will brag “And I don’t speak Spanish too!”

After all, the English can’t « se tourne vers l'État et lui demande de nous foutre un mamelon dans la bouche. » It’s not our mamelon (and since I’m thinking of Pauline Marois right now, I’m very glad of it!) just like it’s not our fête nationale. The Quebec government doesn’t hire impure laines and I just assumed the sheeple followed the fine example set by their government.

Speaking of YOUR government, M^e Martineau, I did my civic duty and made a complaint against you. They ignored me because “you are not québécois” and I should be grateful for your generosity. I was also accused by a reader of wasting the precious Office’s valuable time when they could be fulfilling their mandate of harassing all impure laines out of YOUR “nation”.

La fête ethno-nationaliste

2009-06-15T22:00:00.003-04:00

The RRQ gang will be in Quebec City for their annual flag burning ceremony on July 1. Their poster states that 85% of the funds for Canada Day go to a foreign nation called Quebec. The figure seems a little higher than the usual propaganda but any money seems like too much for separatists to eat cake.

They claim that the 3.2 million $ is “your taxes in federalist propaganda”. Since Quebec receives 60% of the equalisation payments in Canada, it seems to me they receive in cash and services all they pay plus 9 billion from the “have provinces” (which then become have not provinces). And then they eat cake. It seems to me they should eat pouding chomeur since they expect “the imports” to force feed themselves tourtière and ragout aux pattes de cochon to prove themselves Quebec worthy. That is seen in the NFB documentary “Tête de Tuque” where a pure laine explains to a class of impure laines what is “la culture pure laine”. Yes, he actually says it but don’t tell the Anglos as it is racist for Anglos to use the term pure laine.

Anyhow, where do you think the money for the Saint John the Baptist party comes from? Yes some group subsidized by another group with money that eventually comes from the government. And they can’t wait to tell us we are not welcome just like for jobs in the public service québécoise. But of course, that is just for our own protection (bless their little hearts, you know how we force them into violent rages), and it’s not the first time.

I guess l’Autre Saint-Jean isn’t so alternative after all. More faux left-wing, we-think-are-social-democratic bullshit from Quebec rednecks. This isn’t even the main or only event but the goose-steppers have to have full control. The main event in Maisonneuve Park features “The Porn Flakes” for Christ’s sake. Where is the outrage?

The letters and web comments are 95% in agreement with “the fête should only be celebrated in French”. Should Anglos having barbeques on that day be forced to speak in French? Can you ban Anglos from watching “le Bye Bye” because they might understand a word or two of your racist “culture” and complain? Why don’t you just prevent Anglos from participating at all? You don’t allow us to speak French, not even on SJB day. Isn’t there a danger that some francophone will force an anglo or allophone to speak English, thus ruining the fête for everyone and leading to complete and utter assimilation of the Quebec nation within a nation (or 12)?

Have a nice beer blast and vomit fest! I’ll be sure to stay away.

PQ seeks to affirm supremacy of French

2009-06-06T22:00:00.013-04:00

PQ seeks to affirm supremacy of French...
...by having all their leaders desperately learn English.

Good luck with that!

Harvey’s t’as pas du goût (ni de la classe)

2009-06-03T22:00:00.004-04:00

Donc, je suis allé dans un des derniers Harvey’s™ toujours ouvert dans la capitale provinciale. Quand j’ai commandé le numéro deux, je n’attendais pas vraiment que le « numéro deux » serait retourné dans ma face, mais quand on est impure laine au Québec, on n’est jamais surpris par le manque de savoir-vivre de nos chers maîtres.

« Avec frrrrrrites? » répondit Jeune Bitch derrière le comptoir. Deux de ses compatriotes qui étaient posées une de chaque coté avec leurs têtes très proches ensemble comme si elles partageaient des secrets dans la cour de l’école. Elles rirent. Je n’étais pas un participant de la blague, mais l’objet. Comme c’est LE fast-food (comme vous dites en bon français) qui se spécialise dans la garniture, ce n’était pas fini. J’ai laissé tomber mon supposé (mais ô si faux) droit au service en français and I haven’t looked back since.

Yes, I just told the bitch what I wanted in English rather than create a scene and demand to see the high school drop-out serving as manager like you people do when you hear French with an accent. She didn’t even say “thank you” as that would have been too anglais for her. I did get this coupon for a free hamburger though, although I never want to set foot in the place again, unless it’s to shove that coupon up Bitch’s ass.

No, but do you people know that a “client” is? It’s not someone whose face you shit into if you ever want to see them again. I know Bitchs work for someone else and they don’t give a shit if he lives or dies as long as they get paid, but don’t you people have mothers to teach you manners? If you’re going to repeat “de Qweebekhers h’aren’t racists” endlessly, you could at least learn what the word means so you know what you’re denying.

This is the same restaurant where a few years ago the cash girl was a mute bitch and the garniture girl congratulated me on speaking French because “usually you people just speak in English”. Gee I wonder why. I wondered if that was why cash bitch was on the rag; she had heard my accent. Garniture girl just assumed I was a tourist because, well you know, the whole pure laine thing. She must have gotten off work just as I was leaving because two girls passed me in a car and she yelled and waved. I hope she didn’t think I had just pedaled my bike across the ocean from some exotic foreign land!

I’ve had people in stores scurry to the back to share “the joke” with their comrades when I speak. At the “Compu-Smart”, one super-cool frog who wore black fake leather pants every day said “tête carrée” 3 feet from my tête carrée, câlisse!

You don’t need to wait to be uninvited to the Saint-Jean-Bâtard beer-blast and vomit-fest to know you are not Québécois even one day of the year. You just have to live here one day to know that. Although if you are non-white or non-francophone, they will tell you that you are not Québécois 5 times a day themselves but fain horror if you dare repeat that at the fête ethno-nationaliste that you are not invited to.

Augmentons le loyer!

2009-05-20T22:00:00.002-04:00

Le gouvernement du Québec loue des milliers de mètres carrés d’un des terrains qui vaut le plus cher à Québec pour 50 $ par année depuis 1867 du gouvernement fédéral, et il n’est pas content! Puis en plus de revendiquer la cession de ces terrains gratuitement au provincial, le PQ veut prendre les Plaines d’Abraham et le Parc des Braves aussi comme cadeau (et sans doute les sommes nécessaires pour payer leur entretien aussi).

Comment fait-il que le loyer n’a pas augmenté depuis 1867? Le gouvernement fédéral doit exiger une énorme augmentation rétroactive. Il peut décorer le terrain des drapeaux du Canada pour faire de la pression à l’instar des grévistes pure laine qui sortent le drapeau du Canada juste pour gêner leurs patrons séparatristes.

Toute cette bullshit pour les boîtes de journaux « unilingues anglais » devant l’Assemblée provinciale puis elles étaient sur un terrain fédéral!

Pendant ce temps, le Québec continue à voler le Terre-neuve.

Mom would be proud!

2009-05-07T22:00:00.032-04:00

Malgré toute la panique récente à propos de la disparition de la langue française, Brunet continue de souhaiter « Mom » un « Happy Birthday » chaque fête des Mères, question de faire de l’argent des Anglais sans engager d’Anglophone (pour faire la correction des textes, par exemple).

Mais pourquoi pas? L’Office de la langue française leur permet de garder le mot « cash » sur leurs reçus 10 ans après l’avoir défendu à une petite entreprise avec un nom trop anglais...

Le Soleil, le 22 décembre 1999

Anglaid? Arrêter de le casser, donc!

2009-04-20T22:00:00.001-04:00

Quand j’ai vu cela, j’ai pensé que c’était une insulte envers le réalisateur Ang Lee.

Mais non, ce semble être le retour annuel d’une vieille mode, à la Norman “I am not an English” Lester. Le livre CHOC de l’année!

C’est l’annuelle thérapie du groupe où on s’assure qu’on est LE peuple choisi pour résister aux hordes d’Anglais sauvages et incultes qui n’ont pas le palais fin. Ignorants dans tous les arts culturels, ils ne connaissent même pas les subtilités délicieuses d’Elvis Gratton I, II et III.

Oh Frenchies, save us!

Michel Brûlé nous assure qu’« il n'est pas exagéré d'affirmer que les anglophones sont les personnes les plus ethnocentriques de l'histoire de l'humanité, rien de moins. » Oh, thank God, I thought it was you people!

Mais attendez, il y a encore plus! Il a fait une « observation révolutionnaire »! Bien oui, les Anglâts mettent une majuscule sur « I » (je) et il n’y a pas de tutoiement. Ainsi, les « Anglais » sont impérialistes et voués à « la décadence et la guerre ». Bien, si j’avais suivi un cours de Psychologie 101 comme M Brûlé, je vous dirais de mettre une majuscule sur le « Je » pour venir à bout de votre problème d’identité.

Donc les pures laines s’arrêteront-ils de me dire « speak white » maintenant? Non? Good thing I don’t speak French anymore!

Le bas d’impure laine des Québécois

2009-03-13T22:00:00.001-04:00

L’ancienne tête de BCE (Bell Québec Cuntree), Michael Sabia, n’est pas assez « Québécois » pour diriger la Caisse de dépôt selon Bernard “dirty laundry” Landry et le P.Q.

Sois un « Sucker », perds tes droits

2009-03-09T22:00:00.003-04:00

Si seulement ils rendaient la vie en anglais (cassé) aussi difficile aux pures laines, ils contribueraient quelque chose à la survie de la langue française.

Maman était un poisson qui est allé à l’école française pour mieux s’intégrer à la majorité et pour assurer son avenir. Elle a plutôt menacé l’avenir de son enfant! Elle a même marié un « Anglât » une fois qu’elle a découvert vos vraies faces.

Trop stupide à penser pour soi-même

2009-02-20T22:00:00.012-05:00

Qu’est-ce qu’un nom? Quand c’est le Parti québécois, le Bloc québécois et Le Québécois (la guenille raciste), c’est une idéologie partagée et un outil d’exclusion.

Cette semaine, Pauline Marois a dû dicter à ses disciples de ne plus se payer des annonces pleine page dans la guenille mentionnée. Sont-ils trop stupides pour le faire tout seuls? Cette guenille a publié l’article « L’enterrement du Bonhomme Carnaval » où Pierre Falardeau a craché sur la tombe de Claude Ryan en février 2004. Si vos députés sont tellement cons et haineux qu’ils continuent de faire imprimer leurs faces perfides et laides dans un journal perfide et laid, pourquoi attirer plus d’attention au fait? Les gens qui le lisent savent déjà que le Parti québécois, le Bloc québécois et le gouvernement québécois sont leurs seules sources d’annonces. On doit présumer qu’ils sont d’accord avec ce « journal » comme vous étiez jusqu'à maintenant. Vous allez si bien ensemble.

Si vous arrêtez de financer ses beaux travaux, on manquera des exemplaires dans les lieux de distribution habituels : les bibliothèques municipales, les cégeps, la Belle Province (le fast food) et…

Belle façon de défendre la langue française pendant qu’on distribue une guenille raciste n’est-ce pas?

En fait ce Cafe of the Stars est juste en face d’un cégep ou le journal étudiant utilise les mots « têtes carrées » comme les grands (Le Québécois, Le Soleil, Le Journal de Québec). On ne va quand même pas commencer à avoir des principes? La haine des autres est vraiment votre seule source d’inspiration pour votre projet de ~~société~~ séparation.

Jean Tremblay se venge sur Johnny h’English…

2009-02-02T22:00:00.001-05:00

… pour 250 ans d’oppression et vol de langue.

Peut-être M. Col bleu-pure-laine doit boire plus de bière sur le « job » pour mieux se relaxer!

Bye Bye : Des excuses plus offensives, plus drôles et plus connes que l’émission

2009-01-09T22:00:00.001-05:00

À chaque année il faut bitcher que le Bye Bye n’était pas assez bon, trop vulgaire, etc. Cette année on est tout nostalgique pour le bon vieux temps des Bye Bye RBO! Je ne sais pas si la fureur est plus intense cette année comme on prétend. Moi, je l’ai trouvé plein dans le mille. Je la haïssais avant de la regarder puis après, j’ai tout oublié sauf la partie qui m’était adressée. Après que René Angélil a posé pour la couverture du Journal de Québec / Montréal pour vendre les journaux pour son ami Pierre-Karl, ça parait plus comme de l’opportunisme médiatique. Le fondateur de Quebecor Media, Pierre Peladeau, a dit lui-même sur l’émission de Julie Snyder : « Je hais les Anglais, mais j’aime faire une piastre d’eux autres ». Maintenant, ils essayent de vendre leurs guenilles avec des titres comme « La saga du Bye Bye : Onde de choc au Canada anglais ». Le Canada anglais s’en crisse de votre « culture » et c’est une bonne chose, car aucun sentiment d’humanité pour vous, les Blokes!

La publicité faite par les « artistes » pure laine contre la redistribution de l’argent pour la culture était pas mal plus offensive avec ces mensonges séparatristes qu’il n’y a pas de francophones dans la fonction publique fédéral et leurs stéréotypes insulaires sur les anglophones… joués par les francophones! C’est au Québec qu’on a une fonction publique 100 % pure laine. Vos « artistes » n’ont pas de leçon à donner aux anglophones en matière du racisme, cette vidéo en est la preuve, bande de cons.

Le point de presse était l’occasion pour Cloutier et Morissette de se défendre d’être raciste et vengeur plutôt qu’offrir des excuses. Vers 15m38s de cette vidéo, un journaliste anglophone demande « Pas un mot sur les jokes plates sur les Anglos? » Évidemment pas. « Véro » a serré ses fesses comme la maîtresse d’école et a dit avec une attitude toute bitch française « On n’a pas terminé notre point de presse, on aimerait qu’on puisse terminer S.V.P. merci. » Ô excusez Miss Princesse Bitch. Je suis complètement surpris qu’elle n’ait pas répondu en anglais cassé comme une bonne colonisée. Donné le niveau d’intelligence qu’ils montraient, j’étais presque impressionné.

Ils ont utilisé le point de presse pour « expliquer » leurs blagues plates en détail comme si elles n’étaient pas assez simplistes et mononcle. Morissette a décidé que les Américains sont racistes parce qu’ils n’ont pas voté pour Obama en aussi grand nombre, comme s’il n’avait pas de candidat d’opposition. Il dit qu’il est prêt pour un Obama québécois « n’importe quand ». Le journaliste Michel Vastel a déjà admis qu’un Anglophone ne serait jamais Premier Ministre du Québec, car « pas un de nous autres ». Donc, vous cherchez un Obama blanc, francophone et de vielle souche comme la fonction publique québécoise? Bien, vous n’êtes pas raciste du tout, du tout, du tout!

101 raisons de voter Vert...

2009-01-08T22:00:00.012-05:00

Le 8 janvier 2009

... et une raison de voter contre.

Who? What?

2009-01-06T22:00:00.000-05:00

Je ne sais pas si je dois chier mes culottes ou être content pour ceux qui ignorent totalement l’~~accident~~ fait français. Malgré l’orgasme collectif que le média francophone se donne sur le Bye Bye 2008, la communauté anglophone semble rester dans une ignorance divine. Peut-être comme moi, ils pensent que c’est Business as Usual (comme vous dites en bon français)? Le seul quotidien anglophone de la province a eu un article… écrit par un francophone! Un pigiste de surcroît; ils n’ont même pas pris la peine d’assigner un journaliste à regarder la merde!

Les deux chaînes de journaux canadiens n’ont guère mentionné des commentaires anti-anglophones de l’émission. Le propriétaire du Montreal Gazette a ignoré l’article de ce journal pour celui d’un autre journaliste et l’autre chaîne appartient au Quebecor Media donc il n’a pas d’excuse.

Au moins que vous chiez sur le nom du Canada à l’étranger, c’est ça qui compte pour votre « nation ». Puis on nous chie dessus parce qu’on ne veut pas que les séparatristes dirigent le pays (au bord du précipice).

Dans leur défense, les « artistes » ont dit «Chaque allusion raciale servait à mettre en relief l'ineptie des personnages impliqués dans le sketch». Donc ces mêmes commentaires qu’on entend tous les jours dans les médias qui sont répétés dans votre société sont un commentaire sur l’ineptie de votre société? Ce n’était pas une parodie, c’était un Reality Show!

Les valeurs québécoises, signez ici

2009-01-05T22:00:00.002-05:00

La nouvelle année a amené son lot de nouvelles réglementations. Quand les gens de l’extérieur de la province ont commencé à me parler d’un contrat pour immigrants au Québec, j’ai pensé que c’était le fameux Québec bashing dont on parle tellement. Mais non, c’est vrai que le nouveau contrat pour les immigrants entre en vigueur ce mois-ci. En attendant de signer notre contrat, nous avons eu droit à un fonctionnaire francophone expliquant la mesure à la CBC en anglais cassé! Quand est-ce qu’il signe son contrat promettant de parler français au Québec lui?

Parmi les déclarations sont « les hommes et les femmes sont égaux » et « le français est la langue officielle ». Mais les anglophones et les francophones, sont-ils égaux? Comment les francophones peuvent-ils dicter aux autres où et quand ils peuvent parler leur langue en même temps que ces premiers s’en servent à l’anglais à leur guise? Si l’anglais est une menace pour la survie du Québec, pourquoi est-ce seulement une menace quand ce sont les impures laines qui le parlent? « Faites ce que nous disons, pas ce que nous faisons, signez s.v.p. » Pourquoi doit-on demander à chaque francophone s’il veut qu’on lui parle en anglais ou en français quand on paye déjà pour la loi 101? Les pures laines sont-ils nos boss?

Doit-on forcer les pures laines à signer un contrat qui les oblige de parler français? Pourquoi pas?

Peut-être on doit obliger les pures laines qui veulent émigrer au Canada de signer un contrat qui dit qu’ils ne sont pas séparatristes, sinon faites semblant que la séparation est déjà faite puis « reste chez vous ma gang de consanguins du Canada français » (pour imiter votre précieux Bye Bye).

French girls are easy

2009-01-01T11:43:00.008-05:00

Dans la platitude du Bye Bye 2008, un cave a parlé à « ma gang de consanguins du Canada anglais avec vos osties de villes plates où les bars ferment à 4 heures d’après-midi et les filles ne se couchent pas avant le mariage, ni après d’ailleurs ».

Ooh, boo hoo. Si jamais on disait des sottises pareilles à propos des Français, on aurait une crise dans tous les journaux francophones du pays et Stephen Harper serait en train de vous verser plus de notre argent en guise d’apologie. Mais quand ça reste entre votre gang, ça passe. Ce n’est pas que les impures laines vont regarder vos émissions plates avec leurs références obscures à votre « culture ». En parlant de votre « culture », il n’y a pas plus consanguin que vous autres.

Il en a ajouté avec nos « femmes sèches ». Avoir assez de classe pour ne pas coucher avec un gros Français sale qui casse l’anglais n’est pas la frigidité. Si les filles pure laine sont des putes, il suffit de le dire. En fait, elles ont toute une réputation. J’ai pensé c’était juste qu’elles voyaient une façon de pratiquer leur langue anglaise. Ce n’est pas la première fois que je vois une référence par un pure laine que les filles pure laine sont trop faciles. Dans un article de Le Québécois, ou La Presse Québécois, ou peut-être c’était Tout Québécois ou Québécois Plein le Cul, en tout cas, ils ont dit « les Anglais n’aiment pas les Québécois, mais ils aiment bien nos femmes »! Un peu comme dans le Deep South américain où les rednecks pensent qu’une femme est polluée si elle couche avec la mauvaise race. Incroyables, vous autres!

Il a parlé des immigrants et des dépanneurs. Hé les caves, nous autres, nous laissons les immigrants travailler où ils veulent, ils ne sont pas contraints d’ouvrir les dépanneurs puis de subir des plaintes anonymes à l’Office de la Langue Anglaise simplement parce qu’ils parlent anglais avec un accent!

La raison pour sa diarrhée verbale était les Conservateurs. Les électeurs conservateurs (y compris ceux du Québec) ne sont pas tout le Canada, mais ce n’est pas important quand on veut s’apitoyer d’être isolé et pas aimé.

Loser made in Québec

2008-12-30T22:00:00.001-05:00

Dans sa revue de l’année intitulée « Martineau bitchy », Richard Martineau nomme « Le loser de l’année ». Au moins, il n’a pas dit « looser » comme beaucoup de losers. Ce mot (loose) est seulement correct en parlant de vos femmes. : ) Je pense qu’un vrai loser est quelqu’un qui n’est pas capable de dire « perdant » tout en bitchant que sa langue est en danger et c’est la faute des « étrangers ».

Dans le paragraphe suivant, il se raille de « The Show of the Year » à Québec avec Paul McCartney. Il suggère que Pauline Marois va demander « aux profs d'élémentaire d'enseigner l'histoire du Québec en anglais... » Mais pourquoi pas? Vous allez tous apprendre l’anglais en tout cas. Peut-être que vous auriez moins de tendances à dire « speak white » aux impures laines si le ministre de l’Éducation vous fournissait ces leçons d’anglais? C’est leur job et pas le nôtre, n’est-ce pas?

En tout cas, il sait que la loi 101 ne s’applique pas aux « vrais Québécois ».

Des « Chinois » made in Toronto

2008-12-27T22:00:00.007-05:00

Dans le Journal de Québec aujourd’hui, il y a un article sur la pêche aux poissons des chenaux à Ste-Anne-de-la-Pérade. L’auteur a voulu montrer comment l’activité est devenue un rendez-vous international : « Les Chinois sont reconnus pour être très patients et les pêcheurs aux yeux bridés ont dû en faire la preuve hier. »

Tabarslac! Encore avec les osties d’« yeux bridés ». Essayons une phrase comme :

« Les Québécois sont reconnus pour être très patients et les pêcheurs mangeurs de poutine ont dû en faire la preuve hier. »

« Les Québécois sont reconnus pour être très patients et les pêcheurs à la ceinture fléchée ont dû en faire la preuve hier. »

« Les Québécois sont reconnus pour être très patients et les pêcheurs voleurs de jobs qui ne te laisseront pas travailler au Québec ont dû en faire la preuve hier. »

Rien? Bon… : (

Ils ont publié une photo dans leur version papier avec la légende « Ces pêcheurs chinois de Toronto… »! Ils ne sont pas chinois, ils sont canadiens! Au moins que c’est leur technique de pêche dont le « journaliste » parlait?

Ils ont réutilisé cette photo sur la une avec le titre « Une pêche accommodante! » Très original. Maintenant, chaque fois qu’il y a un impure laine dans la pièce, on va parler d’accommodation, de notre grand sacrifice de laisser un impure laine exister malgré sa grande menace pour la « nation » québécoise.

Yes you can… Si tu es pure laine

2008-12-24T22:00:00.002-05:00

Le Voir a sorti sa revue de l’année 2008 avec, en couverture, une affiche qui lit « Yes we can? ». Les journaux alternatifs anglophones sont obligés de mettre « Chaque jeudi » sur leurs boîtes de distribution malgré que le contenu est 100 % en anglais. Puis il y avait la crise des boîtes de journaux unilingues anglaises devant l’édifice du parlement. Mais les journaux francophones dans tout ça? Ils peuvent ignorer la loi 101. Les conneries comme Bouchard-Taylor et la crise du français fabriquée par le Journal de Montréal ne sont que des sources de profit pour eux autres. C’est juste les impures laines qui en mangent une claque, pas les « vrais » Québécois après tout.

Pollution visuelle

2008-12-22T22:00:00.003-05:00

Voilà notre Pauline nationale encore sur un pôteau 2 semaines après l’élection.

Après 19 bulletins par année dans la boîte à mail nous vantant leurs pensées environnementales, le Bloc et le Parti Québécois laissent traîner leurs ordures offensives dans les rues des semaines après les élections.

Ensuite, le gouvernement nous demande d’enregistrer pour le direct deposit pour « sauver l’environnement ».

Torchon bleu

2008-12-19T22:00:00.000-05:00

Bernard Landry prend une autre opportunité de répéter « chiffon rouge » puis pleurnicher que les méchants Anglais l’ont malmené encore. Il était bien impressionné qu’une université de la Chine, où il donnait une conférence, ait imprimé sa version de faits dans le programme. Ça s’appelle la politesse, M. Landry, quelque chose que vous ne connaîtriez pas. S’il était un citoyen de la Chine avec ses opinions dissidentes, pensez-vous qu’il serait aussi impressionné par la compréhension de ce pays?

C’est pourtant bien facile à comprendre. « Le Québec n'est pas à vendre et [...] n'a pas l'intention de faire le trottoir pour des bouts de chiffon rouge ». Je n’ai jamais vu un taureau faire le trottoir. Le Journal de Montréal / Québec, par exemple, commence à faire vieille pute avec ses vieux politiciens échoués.

Son obsession le rend aussi pathétique que Yves Michaud. Même en Chine, c’est la seule chose intéressante qu’on trouve à dire à son sujet.

Ça pue comme une très mauvaise idée

2008-12-18T22:00:00.000-05:00

Gilles Duceppe était au TVA 17 heures pour promouvoir sa coalition. La semaine passée, c’était une publicité dans les journaux. Pour les gens qui disent qu’ils ne sont pas « chez nous », ils ont pas mal hâte de gouverner le pays.

Jean Charest joue au Captain Quebec Nation et demande que « les Anglais et leur gouvernement » « respecte le Bloc » et les traîtres qui l’appuient. Dans l’article de Michel Cormier du Soleil, il dit carrément « message au Canada anglais et, en particulier, à son premier ministre et chef conservateur Stephen Harper ». Quels connards, vous êtes aussi irrépressibles qu’insupportables! Est-ce que le Bloc québécois respectait Charest quand ils l’ont surnommé John James Charest pour l’étiqueter « l’autre » (c.-à-d. pas le « nous » de Pauline Marois, mais « l’autre »)?

Si Gilles Duceppe et le Bloc québécois le veulent, c’est évidemment une très mauvaise idée. Les séparatristes n’ont jamais caché (au moins en français) que déstabiliser le Canada fait partie de leur stratégie. Mais pourquoi pas? Ils disent que ce n’est pas leur pays et maintenant même le premier ministre du Canada c’est le premier ministre du Canada « anglât ». Puis ensuite, nos chers « journalistes » du Soleil vont pleurnicher que le Québec est isolé et malmené.

Ce serait comme laisser le renard dans le poulailler. Il chierait partout.

It’s better for you…

2008-12-15T22:00:00.001-05:00

J’ai reçu ce rappel de Revenu Québec. C’est le seul service gouvernemental où j’ai demandé le service en anglais pour ne pas avoir à faire mes déclarations de revenus en français. Bien que je sois capable de le faire en français maintenant, il est inutile de changer quand je sais que les fonctionnaires francophones vont me refuser le service en français en me disant « ‘is bedder 4 U ».

Gilles Duceppe prétend que le bilinguisme au fédéral vous nuit. Il demande que la loi 101 soit appliquée au niveau fédéral (plutôt que de vous séparer du Canada). Le Parti québécois fait des bruits que les importés sont nuisibles à la majorité francophone. Leur gouvernement fait quoi? Il envoie les documents unilingues anglais, même pas bilingues. Dites-moi pas que c’est la faute des Libéraux. Quand le P.Q. était au gouvernement, il avait le temps de passer une loi pour empêcher les autres Canadiens d’aller à l’université au Québec pour les mêmes frais que les Québécois paient dans les autres provinces. Un peu de nation building que les Libéraux ont accepté de garder.

Le Parti Québécois demande que les immigrés soient forcés de parler français avec le gouvernement après 3 ans au Québec. Il ne fait rien pour encourager les francophones de parler en français avec les impures laines. Aussitôt que les immigrants sortent des bureaux du gouvernement, les francophones vont continuer de leur parler en anglais. Vous faites la chasse aux sorcières sans vous regarder dans le miroir.

Quand est-ce que Pauline Marois s’arrêtera d’essayer de parler anglais? A-t-elle un sursis de trois ans aussi? Puis les télémarketeurs pour Le Devoir? Les agents de la SAAQ? Les commis chez McDonald’s? Quand est-ce que les francophones vont être tenus de nous donner le service en français?

« Se respecter et se faire respecter »

2008-12-13T22:00:00.000-05:00

J’ai vu une annonce d’Impératif français à TQS dans une campagne de « Mes emplettes de Noël en français ». Par la façon qu’ils répètent « les produits de chez nous », je ne suis pas certain si c’est la langue qu’ils veulent renforcer ou la race. « Tout y est en français! »… surtout le personnel 100 % pure laine et fier de l’être!

« Achetez en français, c’est se respecter et se faire respecter » elle dit dans l’annonce. Donc, ils reconnaissent que quand les employés francophones nous répondent « speak h’inglish », c’est un manque de respect? Pas important pour eux? Et que c’est illégal? Ce n’est pas important non plus parce que ce sont les pures laines qui policent les pures laines et ils sont tous comme « Ô pauvres nous autres! »

Jamais plus!

2008-12-07T22:00:00.008-05:00

J’ai vu une annonce en anglais du Directeur général des élections du Québec. Il nous rappelle que « lundi est jour d’élection ». La syntaxe des versions anglaise et française est un peu différente. Ce que m’a frappé dans la version anglaise est quand il dit que le droit de voter est « un droit qui est refusé à des millions de gens à travers le monde ». Il continue avec « Ne renonçons pas à ce droit de choisir ».

Je suis refusé le droit de parler français par les francophones eux-mêmes. Je ne renonce pas à mon droit de choisir, mais les pures laines le font pour moi, même à l’Office de la langue française. Si tu refuses de jouer le jeu (de leçon d’anglais gratuite), on te donne le choix « d’aller chier chez vous ». Merci les démocrates.

Ça donne quoi le droit de voter, si tu es refusé le droit de parler la langue de la société, et donc, le droit de travailler (si le racisme de ladite société ne faisait pas déjà l’affaire)? Est-ce pour ça que fat Jack Parizeau répétait sans cesse (et en anglais cassé, bien sûr) « Qweebec is ze biggest ~~hypocrisy~~ democracy in ze world »?

Il parle de « notre collectivité » ou « our society ». N’est-on pas obligé par la pensée unique de piauler « on est une nation »?

Il finit avec « h’is h’important 4 de Qweebec ». Comme disent les séparatristes, je ne suis pas ~~Canadien~~ Québécois et je m’en crisse du ~~Cacada~~ Qweerbeck!

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Désastre averti

2008-12-04T22:20:00.003-05:00

Au début, j’étais emballé par la coalition pour renverser les Conservateurs. Mais l’attente de la vidéo livrée 30 minutes en retard, puis la vidéo « Pep talk » elle-même évidemment, m’a rappelé l’ineptie de Stéphane Dion.

Stéphane Dion, Jack Layton et Gilles Duceppe… peux-tu imaginer?

Un stop s’impose, mais pas la loi 101

2008-12-04T22:10:00.001-05:00

Quand les ~~nazis~~ séparatristes ont banni le mot « STOP » comme « too English » pour la belle province, ils ont oublié de le mentionner aux pures laines. En fait, les pures laines semblent ignorer la loi 101 totalement jusqu’ils décident qu’ils ont eu assez de leçons d’anglais gratuites et qu’ils veulent pratiquer leur hypocrisie.

Ils ont forcé des villes anglophones à changer leurs affiches « STOP » et leurs affiches de noms de rue à plusieurs reprises dans un jeu de leur mettre en faillite. Quand une ville a mis les affiches « STOP » plutôt qu’« ARRÊT » (le gouvernement n’était pas capable de bannir le mot STOP comme c’est accepté par les Français [les vrais], donc ils ont banni les affiches bilingues), cette ville était traitée comme une « Impérialiste » et une trouble-fête.

Les pures laines n’hésitent pas, cependant, d’utiliser le mot « STOP » dans leurs publicités comme c’est plus cool (évidemment). Ce n’est pas une loi faite pour faire du nettoyage ethnique qui va arrêter nos « vrais » Québécois de faire une piastre. Ils ne respectent même pas les règles de créer un nom de commerce en français. Les « apostrophe S » (Eaton’s, Simpson’s) étaient pointées du doigt et leurs crimes furent corrigés à leurs frais, mais Chock Electronics, carrément en anglais, n’aura pas de problème si Louise Beaudoin est réélu le 8 décembre. Monsieur Beaudoin est seulement enragé par l’existence des impures. Les pures laines peuvent continuer à nous dire « speak white »; c’est compris que la loi 101 existe seulement pour l’amusement et pour assurer la pureté de Team Pure Laine.

La sagesse du public

2008-12-04T22:00:00.001-05:00

Quand je suis allé voir la Question du jour de Quebecor (TVA, Canöe, Journal de Québec / Montréal), j’ai vu que son audience est aussi logique que leurs journalistes et les politiciens.

Si on suit les questions depuis 5 jours :

Le 27 novembre, à la question « Stephen Harper veut abolir le financement public des partis politiques : êtes-vous d'accord? »

Une majorité dit oui.

Le 30 novembre « Croyez-vous qu'un gouvernement de coalition peut survivre? »

Une majorité dit non.

Le 1^erdécembre « Approuvez-vous le choix de Stéphane Dion pour diriger un gouvernement de coalition? »

Une majorité dit non.

Le 2 décembre « Pour quelle solution optez-vous pour résoudre la crise à Ottawa? »

Une majorité dit : un gouvernement de coalition.

Le 3 décembre « Craignez-vous que la crise politique à Ottawa crée des tensions entre le Québec et le reste du Canada? »

Une majorité (82%) dit oui.

Donc, la majorité approuve la connerie de Harper qui a causé la crise politique qu’ils « craignent » (espèrent plutôt) causera des tensions entre « le Québec et le reste du Canada ». Ils veulent un gouvernement de coalition donc ils n’approuvent pas du chef et qu’ils croient ne peut pas survivre.

Est-ce qu’on doit blâmer les politiciens ou est-ce qu’on a les politiciens qu’on mérite?

Les Anglais sont bons pour quelque chose

2008-12-02T22:00:00.000-05:00

Aux nouvelles de CBC Montreal ce soir, on a annoncé que les Anglophones occupent seulement 0.7 % de la fonction publique québécoise.

Plus tard, je regardais This Hour Has 22 Minutes quand j’ai vu ce que j’ai pensé être une de leurs fausses publicités caricaturales. Mais non, c’était une annonce « sérieuse » du Quebec Republic Party. Mais pourquoi faire une publicité en anglais pour un parti sans espoir comme celui-là? Juste parce que le temps était donné « gratuitement » (nos taxes) à tous les partis sans discrimination? Vite, amènes-en de la discrimination!

Les « Anglais » ne sont pas assez bons pour travailler pour « votre » gouvernement, mais on est toujours bon pour vous faire pratiquer votre anglais au moins.

Message à Stephen Harper

2008-12-02T21:45:00.001-05:00

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La Cour des colonisés

2008-11-30T22:00:00.002-05:00

Une émission à TVA ce soir, La Cour des grands, présentait des enfants aussi jeunes que six ans chantant en anglais. Où sont nos politiciens pour décrier la colonisation? Le mois passé, TVA crié au scandale parce que quelques membres de la GRC au Sommet de la francophonie ne parlaient pas français. Si vous allez enseigner l’anglais à vos enfants de six ans parce que c’est nécessaire, pourquoi bitcher qu’autrui ne parle pas français? Juste pour pleurnicher?