Ô mon Dieu / Oh my God!

The very cleverly named "Ligue québécoise contre la francophobie canadienne" (otherwise known as Gilles Rhéaume) is upset that the Montreal Catholic church wants free English lessons too. I'm not sure what the problem is this time, but as usual, it's the "nouveaux arrivants" who are to blame. Apparently the church is being too "accommodating" and "complices de l'anglicisation des immigrants".

With all francophones telling us to "speak white",  what is the point of singling out the church and demanding that they denounce impure laines? You can't ask for directions to the church in French, order a hamburger in French after church or get hit by a car driven by a pure laine without them vomiting their broken English all over us. Gilles Rhéaume doesn't speak to impure laines in French; how do you think he learned the broken English he likes to show off at every occasion? He doesn't go to church either I'm sure. Now that he has had his free English lessons, who is he to deny the same side benefits to priests and nuns? Everyone loves a free English lesson!

In the meantime, the pure laines aren't going to support the church, are they?

Le vote ethnique (de tous les maux)

Last month Josée Legault was raging about impure laines getting the vote and using it for "evil" instead of "good". How f*cking stupid do you think we are? The ADQ started the whole nouvo-xenophobia trend before Pauline Marois and the PQ stole it. Now both parties are asking for the course d'éthique et de culture religieuse to be changed to stop suggesting to impure laines that they have the right to exist in Quebec. Although Pauline Marois supported the creation of this course hoping it would indoctrinate the impures into real "Oui" voting Québécois speaking patois and hating impure laines. Apparently, it's not "Québécois" enough for her.

« Jamais nous ne cautionnerons un cours qui fait la promotion du multiculturalisme. Cela va à l'encontre de ce que l'on défend depuis des décennies » says Mme Marois in the article. The definition of multiculturalisme is coexistence de plusieurs cultures dans un même pays. How can you be against that without being a Nazi?

How do you ever dare to ask impure laines to kiss your asses while you are shitting in our faces? The Parti Québécois has been rallying around the "appel de la race" for a while now and it's truly offensive. They have been blaming everything on the Island of Montreal because it has a high impure laine population. There has always been an undercurrent of "you are trespassing on OUR land" in Quebec, but Pauline Marois is milking it for all it's worth. You're not allowed to dress as you choose. If teenage Québécoise girls had chosen to wear hijabs instead of tiny T-shirts with "Porn Star Slut" printed in glitter on the front, it would have been hailed as "distinct" Quebec fashion instead of a menace to pure laine survival and a threat to the French language.

When the next vote comes, the francophone newspapers will tellingly separate the francophone vote from the traitor vote to analyze it and Pauline Marois will point to it as proof that impure laines are a menace to the race (because they won't vote for her).

Even more revolting is this letter in the same newspaper titled "L'immigration à nos dépens". I guess the title says it all. Unfortunately it's author Réjean Labrie continued on... "Les immigrants sont là pour combler les manques, pas pour chiper les emplois de nos proches". How could the rag Le Soleil even print such crap? Soon another pure laine "journalist" will AGAIN bitch that "les têtes carrées" are racists for calling you racists (you so f*ckin are). Apparently impure laines are supposed to wait until all pure laines are hired before they get a job.

The letter's author is a fonctionnaire who is claiming that impure laines are "stealing our jobs". While the government makes a feeble attempt to correct the racist and blatant imbalance in the Quebec Public Service which hasn't hired ANY impure laines despite the fact that we have to pay taxes, Mr. Labrie bitches that it's hurting moral and causing suspicion (a bit like the reason the U.S.A. is still keeping gays out of the military). He pleads to Pauline Marois and the rest of the pure laine race "Faisons savoir à madame la ministre notre désaccord collectif. Elle semble se positionner du côté des immigrants pour les favoriser aux dépens de nos besoins". Yes, there are two sides to every disagreement in Quebec. The pure laine side and the side of the impure laines. The Minister is obviously a traitor, a vendu, a Jean Chrétien.

Of course, Mr. Labrie doesn't mention the non-Canadian Québécois who are stealing our jobs in the Public Service of Canada. You've declared yourselves a separate nation, what the fuck are you doing in OUR Public Service?

So if you're impure laine, don't bother looking for a job from these racists who are too stupid to understand their own language with an accent. Be like a frog in Vancouver and go directly on welfare, do not pass go.

Do as we say, not as we do

When I saw the Greenpeace protesters banner on the parliament buildings on the Radio-Canada website, I thought, I'll bet there's a French banner and the s.o.b.s are too hypocrite to show it. I had to wait for the English news at 17H to see that, yes indeed, there was a French version.

This is typical of the language "crisis" in Quebec over the past 30 years. Do as we say, not as we do. They say you should learn French, but they'll only talk to you in broken English. We see Louise Beaudoin applauding new nazi strategies to get rid of the impure laines at the Parti Québécois convention, then she presents her giant head to the English news camera and explains in broken English why immigrants shouldn't be free to speak English.

The PQ's national newspaper, Le Devoir, is always self-righteous about Bill 101 and les maudits Anglais but they couldn't find a French photo either and it made the front page of their website today. Every time they phone me to sell me their redneck nationalist rag, they tell me to "speak white".

Pussy bleeds 4 U

Justin Margolis doesn't seem to be a French name and writing in English while going to McGill doesn't seem to be to the best way to defend French, but Mr. Margolis seems to have a soft spot for French hypocrites. He defends the idea of forcing toddlers into a French immersion environment even while French people refuse us service in French.

He's also in favor of forcing Canadians who to go to Quebec universities to learn French to graduate even though they have absolutely no use for that language and French people won't speak to them in French. He says "You're in Quebec, and your education is subsidized. It's time you show Quebec taxpayers some respect." Fuck off, frog. There is my respect. You charge Canadians like foreigners when they come to Quebec schools while the Quebec freeloaders get full subsidies from other provincial universities and free English lessons to boot.

Pauline Marois and a football team

It seems like only yesterday that the Bloc Québécois was boycotting a ceremony honoring the victims of the massacre at the École polytechnique. Their excuse was that the evil Conservatives were going to be there.

Today, Pauline Marois is putting out for a Canadian football team! Check the photo, she's even holding one of their balls! About the Alouettes victory in the Grey Cup, she says "vous avez réuni les Québécois". Did they boost support to separate from the Canadian Football League too?

Get a room... and some class

Once again the Quebec media comes up with a non story that they use to say "we h'are de sexier".

The rag-like Journal de Québec has titled a story on the front page "Deux solitudes... même au lit", but as usual, there are qualifications such as "davantage que partout ailleurs au Canada, sauf dans les Maritimes". The paper version has even more boring details, but there are no great differences, except the first example: "Que feriez-vous, madame, si Roy Dupuis vous suivait à la salle de bain et vous disait qu'il a envie de vous?" More French people were ready to cheat on their spouses in a filthy public washroom than English people. Vive la différence! Hurray Frenchies, you really know how to live!

I learned French for this?

Actually, the "hot latin blood" they're always claiming exists in the south of France, not in the separatist, anti-monarchist north from which they where sent off on a leaky raft 400 years ago, never to be seen again.

Christiane Gagnon, champion of Canadian military heritage

 Christiane Gagnon, Bloc Québécois member for Quebec City, is once again whining about her precious manège militaire. She had a letter in the Journal de Québec on December 2 demanding that it be rebuilt and bitching that Ottawa doesn't care about "our" "national" capital. If you're a separate nation, then fuck ya, bitch, you should be on your own.

Pierre Falardeau used to fill the surrounding countryside with spittle spewing his vile about the Canadian military and the Conquest. It seems to me that the standard separatist line is not to respect the military.



So what is bitch's problem?