Ô mon Dieu / Oh my God!

The very cleverly named "Ligue québécoise contre la francophobie canadienne" (otherwise known as Gilles Rhéaume) is upset that the Montreal Catholic church wants free English lessons too. I'm not sure what the problem is this time, but as usual, it's the "nouveaux arrivants" who are to blame. Apparently the church is being too "accommodating" and "complices de l'anglicisation des immigrants".

With all francophones telling us to "speak white",  what is the point of singling out the church and demanding that they denounce impure laines? You can't ask for directions to the church in French, order a hamburger in French after church or get hit by a car driven by a pure laine without them vomiting their broken English all over us. Gilles Rhéaume doesn't speak to impure laines in French; how do you think he learned the broken English he likes to show off at every occasion? He doesn't go to church either I'm sure. Now that he has had his free English lessons, who is he to deny the same side benefits to priests and nuns? Everyone loves a free English lesson!

In the meantime, the pure laines aren't going to support the church, are they?