Get a room... and some class

Once again the Quebec media comes up with a non story that they use to say "we h'are de sexier".

The rag-like Journal de Québec has titled a story on the front page "Deux solitudes... même au lit", but as usual, there are qualifications such as "davantage que partout ailleurs au Canada, sauf dans les Maritimes". The paper version has even more boring details, but there are no great differences, except the first example: "Que feriez-vous, madame, si Roy Dupuis vous suivait à la salle de bain et vous disait qu'il a envie de vous?" More French people were ready to cheat on their spouses in a filthy public washroom than English people. Vive la différence! Hurray Frenchies, you really know how to live!

I learned French for this?

Actually, the "hot latin blood" they're always claiming exists in the south of France, not in the separatist, anti-monarchist north from which they where sent off on a leaky raft 400 years ago, never to be seen again.