"You'd better speak French"

In the Journal de Québec, Joseph Facal says "on est cuits" and of course, it's the fault of us naughty impure laines again. If only there was a way to make us speak French like you with your sophisticated accent without actually having to speak to us in French. It's a decision between free English lessons or the survival of Quebec. People like Mr. Fecal, of course, always choose the free English lessons "pour être gentils et «ouverts», ou parce que c'est plus rapide pour se faire comprendre... chez eux". At least that's the excuse they always use. But then they all think like Mr. Feces; although the majority of non-francophones say they are bilingual, Mr. Facal has decided "Je soupçonne toutefois qu'ils parlent français comme les francophones parlent anglais. C'est-à-dire, mal." But not himself of course, he is excellent in English, just ask him. Don't ask him about the impure laines however, apparently he's never talked to any (not in French anyway), he only has "soupcons" about them.

So the moral here is that naughty immigrants want to learn English just like French people do. In order to force the immigrants to speak French, you'll have to sacrifice your free English lessons in preparation to "voler nos job" in Calgary or to collect welfare in Vancouver. But not Mr. Fecal of course, he's too important; he'll continue to speak English as much as he wants. He used to be a Ministre don'cha know? Oh, and Josée Legault, she needs to speak English too. And Louise Harel. And Pauline Marois. But no immigrants. Definitely no immigrants allowed to speak English.

Then Mr. Feces zeros in on the kill: "Nommez-moi cependant une autre société dans le monde où il revient à chaque individu de porter sur ses épaules le destin de tout son peuple, parce que ses dirigeants refusent de le faire." Umm, all of them? Are you trying to shirk individual responsibility for free English lessons? Every society is a reflection of it's citizens, that's why in Quebec, impure laines don't speak French. You tell us not to! Constantly! You already have Bill 101, what else do you want the "dirigeants" to do? If you tell us to "speak white" we will. Bitching that the government isn't doing anything is where the ethnic cleansing part of Bill 101 comes in. Crack down on the impure laines and let the pure laines continue to use us for free English lessons and act retarded if you speak to them in French with your "funny" accent.

In the same rag, Richard Martineau says you're all losers for not saying "Non, tu ne peux pas agir comme ça, ici, chez nous." Guess who he's talking about. Let's see, the opposite of "chez nous" is...

While in the Voir last Thursday, Josée Legault is the latest outraged pure laine to discover that they've given the vote to impure laines. She says "il est temps qu'on s'en parle. Calmement et dans le respect. Mais qu'on s'en parle..." But she'll speak to us in her beautiful broken English, of course; like Joseph Facal, she's too good to speak French to "them". Bitch has her own column in The Gazette! How much more respect do you want? How much more do you want to parler at us?